Took a bubble bath with the preacher's daughter that's holy water.
W. H. I. T. E
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
girl: ALL NIGGAS ARE THE SAME
Tumblr Girls: I want a nigga to slam me into the wall ,then roll my ass down a hill butt naked,and after that i want him to choke me with 80 apples like Omg yasssss #NEED
y r ur eyes red
yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
A piece of toast will fall, butter side down..a cat will land on its feet, therefore duct taping that toast to a cats back will create a rasengan that I’ll put into a dryer and will light up the neighborhood. Did I get that right?